House of Yes presents
DIRTY THURSDAY: Back 2 School
FREE all night, RSVP: bit.ly/2vYpS7i
School is in session! Hit the Books, Hit the dancefloor. Start studying your moves and get straight-As.
You’re the teacher’s pet, and we want to see you after class for some extracurricular activities!
We’re bringing the House of Yes nightlife vibes to this Afterschool Special Edition of Dirty Thursday! We’ll be opening every room in the building and giving you higher-education & high-concept entertainment realness all night long, so dress your part and put on your best school uniform/costume. Come as a teacher, principal, jock, popular girl, geek, cheerleader, janitor….anything!
Move that student body! Unlike college in America… its TOTALLY FREE!
School DAZE sounds from:
DJ Dirtyfinger (Gold Whistle)
James Mulry (Black Label)
**We’ll be accepting donations at the door for our arts education initiative with Evergreen Middle School in Bushwick!***
As always, we give free drinks and prizes and scholarships to our party people with the best looks and characters.
BOOMBASTIC SCHOLASTIC SOUNDS from:
DJ Dirtyfinger (Black Label)
4 Rooms of dance action and education!
Kindergarten Art Class with Miss Molly- Fingerpainting and Crayons!
Gym Class with Mister Jerkenstien
Real Food from Lunchlady Mary Jo!
Jocks, Goths, Dorks and even… Popular Girlz!
Sex-Ed in the Onyx Room with Mrs Epperstienberg
Class President Student elections!
Homecoming King & Queen!
Real Cheerleaders & Fake Football Players! (The WHOLE team!)
Sexy Bus Drivers!
Drink Specials! Snack Packs! Juice Boxes!
***As always, we love to give free drinks to people in our favorite costume/looks, or those who make us laugh or those who have crazy amazing dance energy. BRING IT.***
Behave with beauty, connect with intention.
We are obsessed with CONSENT.
Always ASK before touching anyone at our House.
Anyone who cannot follow this simple rule
will be escorted to the sidewalk.
::::::: Community and Accessibility :::::::
This is a space for everyone to feel welcome and loved. Racism, sexism, ableism, homophobia, transphobia, xenophobia will not be tolerated at our House. All entrances and spaces within the venue are single-level and handicap accessible. Gender neutral bathrooms are located in the main room.