Think you're too cool for school? Got the end-of-summer blues? Secret Loft University is throwing a celebration where you can recapture your high school glory. We wanna see your letter jackets, nerd glasses and pocket protectors, cheerleader outfits, step team gear, Catholic school girl skirts and football uniforms. You can even go as a teacher — math, P.E., or maybe sex ed?
Costumes are mandatory! If you don't follow the dress code policy, you will be SUSPENDED and sent home to get a decent outfit together. At 1 am there will be a contest for the outfit demonstrating the most school spirit. Win a bottle of champagne!
Live Hip Hop and Dance Music:
10:30 — Chico and Lollipop (Rauncy/hilarious sex rap)
11 — Strangers on the Internet (Booksmart heartsick dance pop)
11:30 — Brent Butler (The Zack Morris of Rap)
Midnight pole dance performance by Ariel Iasevoli
And DJ Dropkat spinning disco and house until the early hours
$5 early, $10-12 late
FREE ADMISSION if you attend the Trash Bash! neighborhood cleanup with our friends Killin H8 earlier in the day
Greenwich Village, Near the 14th St./6th Ave. Subway
Address sent to ticket holders the day of the event