$ 10.00 — $15.00 / Age 21 And Up
Mr. Trump has asked the Trump Beatles to perform again, and you need to be there.
This time it will be in the East Village of New York, at a tremendous venue called DROM. Many people are saying many great things about it.
Listen to the Trump Beatles perform Mr. Trump's hits*, including:
«I Want to Grow My Hands»
«How Dumb's My Son»
«I Spray Tan My Face»
and (surprisingly), much much more…
All proceeds from the tremendous event will go to something called the «ACLU» — which sounded good to us. Apparently Mr. Trump was very upset when he found out about this, so I guess we will all be getting «beautiful lumps of clean coal» in our stockings this year.
*According to Mr. Trump, all songs were 100% written by him with absolutely no influence from any other musical artists.